Drunk thoughts, Drunk actions, Drunk words.
“When you’re drunk, is everyone’s IQ the same?”
Harvard University
Shotguns so many beers at a family gathering, small children bring up sodas and ask him to teach them how to do that.
The Master
“Be Better.”
Mom and Dad
“Next time I’ll bring you salmon…WET.”
An Offering to The Party Cat
Banana, PB, & pickle sammich.
Ultimate Meal
“I teach kids everyday. I don’t give a fuck. I’ll smoke all of this.”
Shaper of Children’s Futures
“Can you burp me?”
Shotgunning Coors Lite
“Pretzels are made out of chicken.”
Logical
Girl- “Has anyone been rock climbing before?”
Boy- “Not really, but I’ve seen a documentary.”
Big Country
FADED 