To the fallen…
DISCLAIMER *All information is fictional, and names have been changed for future employers. Those pictured below are alive, but probably not well.*

Karen*- Winter 2019, The sidewalk outside of Delta Chi Fraternity.
Daughter, sister, roommate, and now crime scene chalk outline. We mourn the loss of Karen*. Her shining career as a frat bunny, a budding alcoholic, and semester long pong champion was cut short on the sidewalk outside of Delta Chi Fraternity one snowy night. She leaves behind a beloved flannel and Vera Bradley alcohol backpack, with a single Rolling Rock left inside.
We call God for you, Karen.